1. | Seattleite | 309 up, 63 down |
1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city of Seattle, WA 2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things. 3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth. 4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them. 5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday. 6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it). 7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers. 8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold. 9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms. |
True Seattleite at heart, I am currently navigating through the ridiculous city of Los Angeles for the next 2-5 years. I miss home, but hey, this is LA baby! Years from now back in Seattle I will be telling my children of the time when "Mommy and I lived in crazy LA before you were born." That brings up the next topic, my lesbian take on life. Gay in LA...I have lots to say about it.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
This is Just Kinda Funny
So when I was writing the description of this blog, I quickly typed the word Seattleite into google search. It's a odd looking word, so I thought I would double check the spelling. I was amused when Urban Dictionary was the first link to pop up. It's a pretty hilarious site when you have the time to waste. Who makes up all that crap? Anyway, thought I would share the "definition" of a Seattleite. Pretty true...
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Hahah! I don't even know where the first, original Starbucks is in seattle...Pikes Place, yah? They did a thing on Food Network about it - but I didn't pay attention! And I agree, EMP SUCKS - so not worth paying for! However, Seattle Acquarium - love it!
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